Saturday, May 8, 2010

Empty your bladder before you do your nails

Unless you intend to

a) smear the coats of of polish you've so painstakingly applied to perfection while fumbling to unhook/unfasten/pull down your gear.

b) go nekkid the entire time the manicure takes to dry. (HAVE YOU NO SHAME?)

c) remain bottomless after doing the deed.

P/s: The thumbs always get it bad.

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