Friday, May 14, 2010

Don't interrupt.

Let people finish their conversations, please.

If there is something urgent (Re: Matter of Life and Death), apologise befor proceeding.

Otherwise, you're just plain rude.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Be prepared.

When you are making a presentation, you are really presenting YOU.

By all means, indulge in some style, some colour, some fancy font... But never ever make the error of going into the presentation with unfinished slides, loss of words, and basically, not knowing your stuff.

Love what you do. Know it. Own it. And Share it.

And oh yes. Enunciate.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Quit whinin'!

I understand.

There are days. And then there are one of 'em days.

One of 'em days when you have to complain, b*tch, let it all out, rant and blabber on till you are sick of your own voice.

I get it.

But whinin' non-stop on a daily basis just isn't cool. And it doesn't get any cooler when you throw in a few vulgarities.

That just makes you plain annoyin'. Or plain annoying with nasty manners.


You either suck it up and do it with a smile. Or say no, and walk away.

Don't be a child.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

When in doubt, always dress up.

No one is suggesting that you go overboard. But dressing one (or two) notches above everyone else is not a crime.

Vanity is not a crime.

Let's face it. First impressions count. And trust me, you'd much rather someone think, "What's the occasion?" than "What's he/she thinking?!"

And people who laugh at you and your efforts are probably insecure and jealous.

Besides...

"If everything is okay on the outside, then everything is going to be okay."
~ Tom Ford

Need I say more?

Never date bad drivers. Ever.

People who don't have regard for the lives of other road users will not have any regard for your life.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Empty your bladder before you do your nails

Unless you intend to

a) smear the coats of of polish you've so painstakingly applied to perfection while fumbling to unhook/unfasten/pull down your gear.

b) go nekkid the entire time the manicure takes to dry. (HAVE YOU NO SHAME?)

c) remain bottomless after doing the deed.

P/s: The thumbs always get it bad.